Quarrell.

(Fan fiction for Ephorox. Pairing is of his OC's ME and Jacob. Also of my OC Osiris and his OC, Sheen.)

Jacob sighed, taking a sip of his beer. He and Monkey had their first fight. And....Well, let's just say it wasn't pretty. The gryphon was at The Drunken Reaper, already forgotten what the fight was even about.

"I know that look." Osiris said, mixing a vodka. "Lover's quarrell?" He asked. He and ME were very good friends. The man has also been dating a fellow member of the park, Sheen. Jacob remembers being told about the man's..."condition." He looked over to see the were man trying to do shots out of his own belly button, "How do you two manage? I mean, no offense, but with Sheen's-"

"I DID IT! 23 IN A ROW! YOU SEE THAT, OZZY!?" Sheen announced proudly, and drunkenly as he walked up to the bar. "23 shots. Myself. Betcha you- oh hey Jacob- Betcha you can't beat that." He bragged. The grim reaper smiled rolling his eyes. "To answer your question, it's based on trust and honesty. Patience and consideration..." Osiris suddenly saw his boyfriend pass out on the table, "and often times, sobriety."

After a second drink, the gryphon decided it was time to head home. Osiris nodded and Jacob left the bartender a tip. He remembered what Osiris said as he drove home. He pulled into the driveway of the house, quietly closing the car door. As quietly closing the door, he put the keys on the table by the door and saw ME on the couch asleep with the television on. Deciding that this would be where they were going to sleep, he gently snuggled against the other man.

"Mmmm sorry." Jacob heard his lover say sleepily, and smiled. "Me too." He soon fell asleep in Monkey's arms, the television still on.