Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Sheen's Biggest Adventure: Part Three.


ME glared at the list of numbers on his desk, unable to make heads or tails of how they were going to fit in the Park's revenue. "Monkey." The manager groaned as he pushed the forwarding button on his radio. "Yes, Samantha?" Suddenly the door banged open, Jacob in the middle of the way. "Monkey!" The Emperor felt a headache come on, "What-what?"

ME's eyes went the size of dinner plates. "You're shitting me." The monkey said, laughing. Jacob shook his head, "I shit you not." ME threw his head back laughing. The gryphon doing the same. Both men, as well as countless others were undoubtedly doing right now. "Oh man, that's-that's awesome! They picked a date for the ceremony yet?"

Jacob managed to catch his breath, "No but Sheen's asking for a couple changes on his tourist info." ME heard this, an eyebrow raised as he asked, "Shoot."

Osiris left work early to see his fiancee the next day. The man was practically invisible, not to be found. Looking at the cage, he noticed something new had been added to the description on the tourist info. It read "Sheen Vas' Abbadon."  Osiris continued to read the added segment titled, "Sheen's Biggest Adventure."

Sheen's Biggest Adventure: Part Two.


(Last night)

"Yo, Ozzy! Whatcha doin'?"

Osiris smiled hearing his lover call for him in the living room, "Be just a second, Sheen." The reaper replied, concealing the black box in his pocket. In his spare time, Osiris had been crafting something special for the red wereman. He had gone through hours upon hours creating the gift.

They had been together for over two years now. Osiris had long decided that this was the man he wants to breath his last breath of air with. The wolf walked into the living room, sitting next to the other man on the couch. "What are we watching?" Sheen didn't hear the man, his attention stolen by the climactic action of the movie on the TV. Knowing he'd never get a reaction from him like this, Osiris quickly snatched the remote from his hands and turned off the TV.

"Dude, Ozzy!"

Sheen turned to look at him and noticed the man was wearing a serious look. "Do I have your attention now?" He asked, and saw Sheen nod. Smiling, he was ready. "Good. Because I have something for you." Sheen's ears perked up, "A new watermelon!" Sheen asked, but saw the man shake his head. "Better."

"Two watermelons!?" Sheen tried again, another shooken head from his boyfriend. Before he could ask what it could be, the wolf pulled out a black box from his pocket. Sheen's mouth formed an 'O' as he saw the box in the other man's hands. "Sheen, in this box holds more than anything I could possibly offer you. You already have my heart, my love, and..." Osiris stopped to open the lid, the red were man's jaw dropping to the floor. Inside was one of the most extraordinary rings he'd ever seen in his life. The gold rings in a spinning, coiling pattern, with a beaming diamond on top with two orbs on the side, one black and one white. "Now my immortal soul. Do you see the pearls? They once belonged to Parvati, Hindu goddess of love and devotion. The pearl is filled with the essence of one's love for another and what they are willing to sacrifice for them. This pearl of black, is my very soul. The white, is my bodily life."

Sheen was silent, unable to form any words as he saw his boyfriend kneel on one knee and ask. "Sheen. Will you marry me?" Sheen's mind felt like a watermelon exploding from a speeding bullet being shot through it. Osiris didn't budge one inch. Suddenly, the reaper saw the man actually take off his hat, TAKE OFF HIS HAT. Tears cascading down his eyes. "YesYesYESYESYESYESYESYES!!" Osiris' smile grew as the were man pouced on him, the ring being slid on his finger. A perfect fit.


Sheen's Biggest Adventure: Part One.

(Fan fiction for Ephorox. Pairing is of my OC Osiris and his OC Sheen.)

Sheen strolled through JDP whistling a tune that he just heard on a radio, making his way from the snow cone vendor with a watermelon cone in hand. He was spotted by Jacob, who was just leaving the manager's office. The gryphon was always one for conversation. "Sheen, good morning!" He called out, walking up to the hatted were man. Sheen was finishing the last of his treat, "Hey, Jay."

"Sheen, what's that on your hand?" Sheen looked at his hand, seeing melted remains of his snow cone. Quickly, he wasted no time licking it off. "Jush shum wahermelwon shno cown ohn me." (Just some watermelon snow cone one me)

Laughing, Jacob replied, "No, I meant THAT."

Sheen grinned from ear to ear, knowing good and well what his friend was pointing at.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The Journey To Parenthood: Part Four.


Deacon walked through the doors of Titan Gym, with a different air about him. He signed into work, smiling and looking to see if he had any one on one courses. "Patrick called in sick, he had to cancel his appointment." The lady behind the counter, Lila, said seeing the man. "I see, I have no one else to train today. Best to get in a good workout though." He looked up from the list to see the woman look at him with worry.

"What's wrong?" He asked.

"I should be asking that, you're practically beaming. You're not going to breath fire on the equipment this time are you?" The cobra asked. The last time the man was in a joyous mood.... Well, long story short the gym had to replace half of their equipment with the charred ones. "I'm good. No, great actually." It took a moment for Lila to hear these words and not panic before nodding with a smile. "Well, good. Nice to see that Titan Gym's Deacon doesn't have a stick up his ass." Deacon chuckled, not bothered by the joke as he went to the locker room.

He was tieing up his workout shoes as he saw Sheen walk in, green dufflebag in arm. "Yo, D! How's it goi- Oh shit, your gonna set this place on fire aren't you!?" He asked taking a few steps back. Deacon laughed rolling his eyes, this not helping the red were man one bit.

"No, I'm just happy." Deacon answered. Sheen adjusted his hat, did the man ever even once take that off? "I'm not sure you even know what that is, but whatever floats your boat man. What has you so... 'Happy' about?" Deacon's eyes rolled hearing the man stress the word. Somehow the purple haired dragon had manage to fool the world into thinking he wasn't capable of happiness if it didn't come with a price.

Another busy day at The Drunken Reaper as Camille finished beating up what was now the thirteenth aggressive punk who decided to muscle his way into VIP, all because his name wasn't on the list. One of the other bouncers switched shifts as she went into the grand club of booming music and men. As soon as she reached the bar, the phone rang.

"The Drunken Reaper." The chameleon answered, pouring herself a glass of scotch. "Camille, its Tyr. And boy are you in for a surprise."

Meanwhile, Sheen was just told of how his friend was a father to be, of how his husband was pregnant. "You aren't surprised that a man is pregnant?" Deacon asked ad he picked up a one hundred fifty pound dumbbell, same as the other man. "No. I turn human on a full moon. Remember? So, it'll take a lot for something to surprise me." The man had a point. Apparently Sheen was bitten by an infected human who carried a virus causing what was a transformative gene. For some reason, he only becomes a human on the full moon. "You'll probably get more of a shock from Ozzy though." Sheen said, Ozzy being Osiris' nickname to him.

Little did they know, word had already been spread like a common cold.

The Journey To Parenthood: Part Three.


Deacon felt the sudden feeling of his phone vibrating in his pocket, alerting him of a text. Pulling it out, he saw the screen display "new message" and he opened the inbox. He saw it was from Xianos which read, "Come home. Now." Deacon was surprised. His husband wasn't one to send texts like these, unless the battery on his phone was running low. Deacon was already headed home, but something about the message worried him.

Opening the door to his house, he called out "I'm home!" as he set the keys on the table. Walking into the living room, he saw Tyr holding Xi's hand. "What's going on?" The dragon asked, slowly walking towards the couch. "Do you want me to stay?" Tyr asked softly, and Xianos nodded his head. "No. Deacon, this isnt easy to say." Deacon stopped in his tracks hearing these words.

Moments of silence passed until the lizard finally broke it. "Deac. I'm pregnant."

Another silence, but not as long as the first. Did he just hear that right? "What was-"

"I'm pregnant." Xianos repeated cutting the other man off. Deacon looked at Tyr, trying to find some answer to this. "Did you test?" The silver haired woman nodded, "You're going to be a father." Tyr's words rung in Deacon's ears. Xianos feared the man's silence would only lead to the worst. However, he suddenly felt Deacon take his hands. "I'm going to be a father? Xi, I'm going to be a father!"

Xianos saw the biggest, most cheerful smile on his husband's face. "You...want to go through with this?" The lizard asked, both worried yet happy. "I want US to go through with this, honey." Xi kissed the man as tears of joy ran down his face.

Deacon was going to be an amazing father.